Would You Ever Be...

A fireman: Hahaha SURE
A policeman: Nah.
A Playboy model: Um.
Serial killer: Ew
Doctor: Noooooo
Surgeon: Yuck I don't want to touch hearts and livers with scalpels or s/e
Prostitute: what
Writer: YES!
Artist: w t f i'm like the worst artist ever
Musician: No.
Assassin: I'll take it!
Ninja: FUCK YEAH
Soldier: No.
President: Hahaha no
Darth Vader: Yes!! :333
Pilot: No
Mortician: a morti-what
Forensic scientist: Yep!
Detective: No.
Lawyer: Yes.
Drug-dealer: NO
Pirate: ARRRRRGH yes
Box-carrier: lolwat no!
Store clerk: That's like the lamest job so no
Banker: Maybe...?
Criminal: No
Target: Target, like the one in Darts? Nah
Professional wrestler: It's my dream since I was 9 <3
Tennis player: No.
Rapper: fhkjsdfhksdfhk no
Country singer: Nah
Pop star: Nope
Actor: Sure
Plastic surgeon: Yikes

Would You Ever...

Sacrifice everything for a friend? No.
A lover? Maybe.
Give your life for a friend? Eh... maybe?
A lover? Maybe.
Give your life to save a stranger's? Probably.
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet? Fuck no.
Sell yourself? No!
Have cyber sex? Nah.
Real sex? Yyyyeah...
With who? How should I know?
Lie to a friend? Yep.
Lie to your parents? Yep.
Lie to your lover? Hope not.
Steal from your parents? No.
Hug them in public? Yeah.
Blow up your house? What
Abuse someone? No.
Use someone? No.
Recommend this survey to a friend? No.

Can you...

Kiss your elbow? I tried, and I can't. LMFAO.
Touch your nose with your tongue? Nah.
Stick your fist in your mouth? No. I'm not a ~gifted~ person.
Touch your toes? lol duh
Give away money? Yyyyeah... if I don't need it for anything.
Marry a family member? lol what
Hire an assassin? Sure.
Get ahold of drugs? I guess.
Alcohol? Yes.
Stay up all night? I did it a lot of times already.
Stay up for 3 nights? I think...?
Finish this survey? I hope so!
Swim? Yes.
Draw well? No! Worst talent of mine, ever.
Sing well? Kinda.
Write well? I've been told that I have a nice handwriting.
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour? Oh, sure.
Eat an entire package of Oreo in half an hour? Of course.
Without milk? Yeah.
Predict the future? Sometimes. Heh.