Have you ever...

Gone on a cruise? Nope. Not. Yet.
Beaten someone up? Oh, yeah!
Been beaten up? Yep!
Bullied someone? It's the greatest thing ever.
Been bullied? No.
Attempted suicide? Almost.
Attempted murder? No.
Nearly died? Yyyyeah...
Broken the law? No.
Stolen something? No.
Had an abortion? Never in my life would I do that.
Known the president? No.
Had an affair with the president? oh lawd
Met a famous person? Unfortunately, no.
Gotten drunk? Nah.
Gotten high? No.
Had masochistic sex? No!
Had an affair? HAHAHA NO.
Been out of the country? No.
Out of state? Yes.
Out of your town? Yes.
Written a poem? I love it :3
A story? Yes.
A novel? I'm working on it.
A song? I'm terrible at making songs.
Gotten published? No.
Said that you hated the world? Everyday.
Finished a school? No.
Flunked a grade? No.
Flunked a test? No.
Flunked a subject? No.
Read a book for enjoyment? Yes.
Bungee jumped? Yes. Twice. Greatest phobia ever.
Skydived? No. But I'd love to try it one day!
Danced? Duh.
Been to a dance? No.
Scuba dived? Yes. I got a fucking huge, stinky wound because of those fucking coral reefs.
Broken a bone? No.
Gotten a nosebleed? No.
Had an orgasm? NO!
Suffered from psychosis? Psy-what?
Wished you could get away with something? Yes.
Thought of killing someone? Always.
Thought of killing yourself? Yes.
Saved someone's life? No.
Saved your own? No.
Gone to the beach? Yeah.
Gone fishing? No.
Gone to an island? No.
Died in a dream? I don't remember having a dream like that...
Had a dream that came true? No.
Kissed someone in the rain? No.
Gotten pregnant? NO.
Eaten calamari? Yes.
Lobster? Yes.
Helped anybody during the holidays? Yep.
Helped a stranger? Yeah.
Kissed a stranger? No.
Hugged a stranger? No.
Had sex with a stranger? Nooooooo
Found a lost wallet? Nope.
Felt bad about not returning it?
Been in a car accident? Yeah.
Caused a car accident? No.
Driven over 100 mph? My parents have.
Been caught driving over 100 mph? Nope.
Bitten someone? Yeah.
Been bitten by someone? A lot of times.